The Dirt, Pure Copper, Tongue Scraper, 1 Piece
£19.06 GBP
Clean Teeth, Naturally Copper Tongue Scrape...I Cleaner - The Dirt Want Breath so fresh that polar bears will prefer to sniff it rather than wallow in the icy cold waters...
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Clean Teeth, Naturally Copper Tongue Scrape...I Cleaner - The Dirt Want Breath so fresh that polar bears will prefer to sniff it rather than wallow in the icy cold waters of the arctic? Our tongue scraper is forged from the molten ore of the earth. Made from 100% pure copper, its anti-microbial powers will force the hordes of fuzzy white bacteria living on your tongue to flee in sheer terror, vanquishing your dragon-like morning breath and replacing it with the aroma of a butterfly-winged unicorn after having gorged on lavender flower-infused ambrosia. Having fresh breath has been proven to increase your chances of getting a date by 137%* getting more dates increases your chance of getting lucky. Therefore, scraping your tongue will increase your orgasm by 137% - you don't want to miss out on that do you?
Disclaimer
While VITAMINSUK strives to ensure the accuracy of its product images and information, some manufacturing changes to packaging and/or ingredients may be pending update on our site. Although items may occasionally ship with alternate packaging, freshness is always guaranteed. We recommend that you read labels, warnings and directions of all products before use and not rely solely on the information provided by VITAMINSUK
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases.
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